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sergeantjerkbarnes:

if i’m ever rich i’m gonna always leave huge tips, like 200%. that’s like the dream. having enough money to give some waitress 40 bucks extra just because she’s nice.

disenchantinqs:

ahh yes, my winter coat is coming along nicely *strokes leg hair*

kingsleyyy:

i want a bf :/

and by bf i mean Benjamin Franklin as in a 100 dollar bill

greeneyesee:

blondlindsey:

I kinda wanna softly rub someones back while they lay on top of me with their head laying peacefully on my chest.

Baerrito

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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dezdet:

Not very friendly reminder that girls and women are not dirty if they don’t shave their bodies.

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

fauxrebel:

my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words