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jcolestillgrowingouthishair:

byebones:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

they started dancing bachata
i’m dead

opsidian

Ugh Pence tho ❤

jcolestillgrowingouthishair:

byebones:

lincecumesque:

The most hardcore handshake of all time. 

they started dancing bachata

i’m dead

opsidian

Ugh Pence tho ❤

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

mister-comedy:

party in aisle 15

typette:

lustyloveylady:

This is still one of the most perfect adaptations ever made

Seconds movie, pls

onlinewifey:

spaghettihos:

REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES

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1 million notes and i’ll do it

let’s ruin this persons life and reblog

REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

p-ityless:

imaginarily:

imaginarily:

☼ i’m following everyone back here ☼

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you have to reblog or it won’t work!!

"I’m a mirror. If you’re cool with me, I’m cool with you, and the exchange starts. What you see is what you reflect. If you don’t like what you see, then you’ve done something. If I’m standoffish, that’s because you are."

- Jay-Z  (via whitenes-s)

"One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life."